New Superpowers Daily.
A brainstorm of the most minor superpowers possible.

Cause things to expand or shrink as they would within 5 degrees heat difference

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5 days ago    |   Tags: expand shrink hot cold heat degrees sidewalk superpower  

Hopefully most things around are decently engineered to handle the expansion/contraction.

Instantly know what any noise in the night is

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6 days ago    |   Tags: night noise intruder house settling superpower squeak crash creak floorboards just the wind superpower   |   Notes: 3

Remember dreams for at least 30 minutes after waking up

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1 week ago    |   Tags: dreams   |   Notes: 1

Perfectly imitate the sound of a tree falling in a forest when nobody is around to hear it

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1 week ago    |   Tags: sounds tree falls in forest  

Speak any pidgin

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1 week ago    |   Tags: language linguistic superpower  

“Bracer”

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2 weeks ago    |   Tags: teeth orthadontia orthadontist superpower painful superpower braces  

Can straighten teeth from a hundred paces

Turn any wall into an incredibly well-secured door

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2 weeks ago   

Not be hated for telling puns

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2 weeks ago    |   Tags: puns pun hate divisive superpower   |   Notes: 1

Draw with a draftsman’s accuracy when using sidewalk chalk

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2 weeks ago    |   Tags: chalk sidewalk chalk sidewalk superpower  

Have you ever seen a more precise hopscotch?

Change the writing on tombstones

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2 weeks ago    |   Tags: written in stone grave tombstone redefines pranking superpower cemetery dark humor  

“Hey guys, why don’t we talk a walk through the cemetery? I bet we can find something funny.”